Cosmic Origins
Few specifics are known of Cosmo’s birth, but scattered astral records from the Dong Dimension do reveal a few major things. Cosmo was born fully formed, cast out of a massive solar flare and discovered in orbit around Erectara.
He was cradled in a jumbo FitKit and scientists assume that this is what protected him from the immense heat of his home star. Cosmo uttered these now famous words upon being woken: In the cosmic tapestry, everyone will find their perfect fit…
Come One Come All
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